2026 Season

Women Laughing Alone With Salad

by Sheila Callaghan

Join Guy’s journey on…what exactly?

Dismantling the patriarchy with his meaty bare hands?Understanding the women in his life? Having a decadent threesome? Watching his girlfriend delight in salad? Eating salad? Laughing with it?

Solving his mommy issues…?

Maybe you can fix him.

Award-winning screenwriter and playwright Sheila Callaghan (writer for Shameless, Casual, Dying For Sex) invites the audience to both witness and question the part they play in the absurdist patriarchal world we happen to live in. Guy (Rutger Scott) travels through dreams, reality, and dream-like reality to try and understand the women in his life: his mother Sandy (Madeline Brennan), his girlfriend Tori (Cat Woods), and this smokin' hot new chick, Meredith (Sasha Crews) that's really gotten under his skin.

Dates

Friday June 5: 7:30 PM
Saturday June 6: 2 PM + 7 PM
Sunday June 7: 7:30 PM

Location

Green Lung Studio
22 Commerce Street
Red Hook, Brooklyn, NY, 11231

Hamlet

by William Shakespeare

A reimagining of Shakespeare’s classic through the lens of the mad woman.

Dates: TBA

😈breakfast

by Cat Woods

Characters:

GIRL 1-  a bitch

GIRL 2 - like sooooo superficial

GIRL 3 - pick-me (loser)

GIRL 4 - needs to learn when to shut up

GIRL 5 - exploiter of the upper class

GIRL 6 - a demon

Dates: TBA

???

by clayhouse players

At the end of each season, a selected ensemble will devise* a dramatic work using the overall theme of the season as well as text from the 3 plays prior to create a brand new work. It is at this event that we crush up the clay sculptures from the ClayHouse gallery to create new moldable clay for the next season.

*Devised theater is when an ensemble creates their own work through movement and text exploration. There is no script prepared on day 1 of rehearsals; the ensemble finds it together.

Dates: TBA